this side up · handle with care · contents: one (1) coin · declared value: whatever you type into the calculator

paired with BABA · ships from Robinhood Chain · lead time: one block

look under anything you own Made In China 中国制造

now look under your bag.
same sticker.

Inspected · passed

BABA Bought Another Bag, Again

its right there in the ticker.
they've been telling us for years

Your phone, your chair, your charger, the sticker on the charger. Every single one of them says it on the bottom. So we made a coin that says it too — and priced it in the company that sells you all of it. $CHINA trades against tokenized Alibaba stock on Pons, on Robinhood Chain — and 2% of every buy and every sell is paid straight back to holders, in BABA. That is the whole product description.

serial no. 0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
buy on pons get a quote @MadeInChinaRH on X

← the red one

THIS SIDEUP MADE IN CHINA SHIP TO: HOLDER FROM ROBINHOOD CHAIN (4663) VIA PONS V2 QTY 1 (ONE) COIN PRICED IN BABA 4663 0000 000 CHINA FRAGILE PRICED IN BABA QC PASS one (1) coin holders get paid
in BABA contents may
settle in transit 2%
to us
the box. i drew this the orange sticker is the actual mechanism
quoted inBABAtokenized Alibaba stock
total supply1,000,000,000minted straight to the curve
trade fee2% / 2%on every buy, on every sell
the fee goes toholdersautomatically, in BABA. no claiming

ok but why alibaba

they make the stuff.
we make the sticker.

$CHINA isn't priced in dollars and it isn't priced in ETH. It's priced in BABA — the tokenized stock of the company whose website every single thing in your apartment came from. The coin is quoted in the store that sold you the box it came in, and the store pays you 2% of every trade for holding it.

reason one

everything already is

Flip over your keyboard. Your lamp. The lamp's box. The tape on the box. It's not a joke about China, it's a joke about you — you've been holding $CHINA your whole life and never checked the ticker.

reason two

the warehouse pays us

2% of every buy and 2% of every sell is collected by Pons and paid out to holders automatically, in the paired asset. You were on the couch. You still got paid in Alibaba stock.

reason three

the supplier never sleeps

Stock tokens trade on-chain around the clock. So the market for $CHINA is open at 3am on a Sunday, which is exactly when the sort of person who buys this is awake anyway.

somebody tradesbuy or sell
2% feecollected in BABA
paid to holdersautomatically
graduationUniswap v4, locked

That's the machine. Every buy and every sell pays 2%. Pons collects it and pays it out to holders in BABA — no staking, no locking, no claim quest. Hold the bag and the volume comes to you. If nobody trades, nobody earns. When the curve is bought out, the launch graduates into a Uniswap v4 pool and the liquidity is locked for good; the fee keeps paying either side of that.

hey wait this is the actual mechanic. its not a metaphor. the fee really does come back to you in BABA

product listing · verified supplier · 12 yrs

the listing

moq: one. bulk pricing below.
contact supplier for a container

Hot Sale 2026 New Arrival High Quality Meme Coin $CHINA Made In China Priced In BABA Wholesale Custom Logo OEM ODM Free Sample

priced in BABA MOQ 1 verified supplier trade assurance ready to ship
Origin
Robinhood Chain (chain id 4663)
Model no.
CHINA-1B-2026
Unit price
quoted in BABA · set by the curve, not by us
Supply ability
1,000,000,000 units, all minted at once, no reorders
Lead time
~1 second (one block)
Packaging
one ERC-20 per ERC-20
Sample
any amount. there is no minimum buy the venue will refuse
After-sales
2% of every trade, paid to you, for as long as you hold

↑ this is what the listing would say if we had a listing. we don't. the coin is on pons

any bagsample orderPadded envelope. Shows up in three weeks with a handwritten thank-you card in the wrong language.
$1K+a cartonTwelve units, shrink-wrapped, one of them slightly wrong. Nobody knows which.
$10K+a palletYou now need a forklift. You do not have a forklift. This is the middle class of $CHINA.
$100K+a forty-foot containerSteel box, fits on a ship. The whole joke was named after this tier. Bought Another Bag, Again.
$1M+the whole factoryYou stop reading the listing and become the supplier. Twelve years verified, starting now.
???the portNobody has claimed it. No listing, no price, and every container on earth goes through it.

request for quotation · replies within 1 block

get a quote

put your bag in. pick a number that makes you laugh.
then pick a volume and see what the warehouse owes you

$CHINA
out of 1,000,000,000 total
$
market cap. be as unserious as you want
$
per share. the site never fetches a quote, type today's
$
buys plus sells. 2% of it goes to holders, split by bag
tier 03 of 05 A pallet You now need a forklift. You do not have a forklift. This is the middle class of $CHINA.
your slice
0.2500%
bag value
$50,000
in BABA shares
333.33
your fee cut / day
$25 · 0.17 BABA
toward a container$50,000 / $100,000

its multiplying four numbers you typed. it does not know the future. neither does the supplier

order tracking · tracking no. 4663-CHINA

where's my order

order placeddeployed on Pons, quoted in BABA, address on the site. the box is tapedRobinhood Chain
processing at the factorythe bonding curve. every buy fills it with BABA, every trade pays holders 2%. this is where you arecurrent status
shippedthe curve gets bought out, the launch graduates, CHINA / BABA lands in Uniswap v4 and the liquidity is locked for goodgraduation
held at customsnobody knows how long this takes. nobody has ever known. do not call the numberestimated: no
deliveredyou'll know. there's no date on this one and anybody who gives you one is selling you somethingsignature not required

four steps. five minutes. one block

how 2 buy

  1. get on Robinhood Chain

    Any EVM wallet works. Add the network (chain id 4663) and drop a little ETH in it for gas.

  2. get some BABA

    $CHINA is priced in tokenized Alibaba stock, so that's what you pay with. Swap ETH for BABA on Robinhood Chain first. This is the step people skip and then DM about.

  3. find $CHINA on Pons

    Paste the address from the top of this page. Check it character by character. Do not trust a link somebody sends you. Do not trust a link we send you, either — check it.

  4. buy the sticker, get paid in BABA

    Any size. The sample order has no minimum and the warehouse has no bouncer. 2% of every trade after yours comes back to you automatically. Go flip over something you own and feel seen.

customs declaration · CN 22

what you're actually buying

declarationticker · $CHINA
Chain
Robinhood Chain (4663)
Launchpad
Pons v2
Quoted in
BABA
Total supply
1,000,000,000
Buy fee
2%
Sell fee
2%
Fee goes to
holders, in BABA
Claiming
none. automatic
Team allocation
0
Snipe tax
99% → 0% over 5s
Graduates into
Uniswap v4, locked
Mint
Fixed at deploy
Country of origin
China (the sticker says so)
Goods conveyed
Zero
Nothing to declare

last row is the important one.
zero goods convey. its a coin

questions from the loading dock

before you sign for it

is this affiliated with alibaba?

No. Not with Alibaba Group, not with Robinhood, not with Pons. BABA is a ticker we turned into a sentence, and "Made In China" is a sticker that's on the bottom of your mouse. Nobody at any of those companies knows this page exists.

what is BABA on robinhood chain?

A Robinhood Stock Token. It's an ERC-20 issued by Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Limited that tracks Alibaba's share price — legally a tokenized debt security that gives you price exposure, not an actual share with voting rights. It's the quote asset for $CHINA the same way ETH is for most coins.

why price a coin in a stock?

Because it's funny, and because Pons lets you. The curve fills with BABA instead of ETH, the pool after graduation is CHINA / BABA, and when you sell you get Alibaba stock back. Everything you own was priced in Alibaba anyway. We just made it official.

what does $CHINA actually do?

It pays you. 2% of every buy and 2% of every sell is collected by Pons and paid out to holders automatically, in BABA — no staking, no claiming. If volume is zero, so is your cut. That's the whole feature, and if it ever changes, this answer changes first.

what happens when the stock market is closed?

The stock token keeps trading on-chain, so $CHINA does too. Market makers only mint and burn new stock tokens during the week, so BABA's on-chain price can drift from the exchange price on weekends. Which is a very normal thing for a meme coin to be exposed to.

can i lose money?

All of it. You're holding a meme coin priced in a tokenized stock, so you can lose on the coin and on the stock at the same time. Only put in what you'd be fine seeing shipped to the wrong address and never returned.

check the bottom.

中国制造

buy on pons follow @MadeInChinaRH

the warehouse group chat is on X. bring a photo of the sticker on your chair